boyquail:

its-called-deduction-use-it:

Psst, feminists.
The equal pay act of 1963 made wage gap illegal.
Hear that?
Illegal.
Facts are shocking, right?

you know what else is illegal? meth

you know what people still do? meth

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

gayfandomblog:

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

theracismrepellent:

caprediem:

fuckyoulosersinthephotag:

HEADLINE: ANNOYING PALEFACEBAGOFPISS TAKES A PUBLIC SHIT ON VIETNAMESE CULTURE BY USING ANGEL HAIR PASTA IN HER “PHOE” WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MOCKING “ASIAN” ACCENTS

allow me to share some precious gems from her recipe:

  • literally the only ingredients of the soup part are: 1. chicken broth 2. ginger and 3. garlic. THAT’S IT. like. she didn’t even use ANY spices??
  • - -??? how do you call this pho if you don’t use pho spices. they are essential. ESSENTIAL. that is what makes it taste and smell like pho. it is 100% necessary, 100% non-negotiable
  • "1/2 pound angel hair pasta" i’m too tired for this shit
  • basil leaves? you’ve gotta specify thai basil (or la hue) or your white audience is gonna go home and make fucking italian ass basily angel hair pasta spaghetti drowned in chicken broth
  • lime zest.. chill rachael
  • braised.pork.shoulder. in pho. shredded pork. in pho.

DON’T watch the video if you don’t want to end up throwing your computer in the trash. a selective summary:

  • repeatedly butchers the pronunciation of pho, calls it “phoe” at least 6 times, shamelessly
  • when she explains what the hot sauce is she puts on a mocking asian accent and says “SRIRACHAAA” WITH THAT BUCKTEETH FUCKING CHINAMAN THING PPL DO
  • "Trust me, if you’ve never tried it, it’s so easy to make a big beautiful bowl of PHOE. And it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends. You can entertain with it. I like to put chopsticks in it and serve it with a slurpy soup spoon along side."
  • —no. it shouldn’t be easy unless you’ve been making it for a long time. it should NOT be easy if you’re someone that CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE THING YOU’RE MAKING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
  • —even for my MOM, MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER BORN AND RAISED IN VIETNAM, it’s still a whole lot of work!!! i have been studying and practicing making it for years now and it still takes me DAYS to make. D A Y S
  • —“I like to put chopsticks in it” oh do you? that’s just your preference? weird coincidence. huh
  • —slurpy spoon
  • —“You can entertain with it” “it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends.” LISTEN WHITEY. YOU DON’T JUST GO AROUND BRINGING HOME PARTS OF OTHER PPL’S CULTURES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAT CHILDREN AND UGLYPALE FRIENDS WITH. OOOOO THE ORIENT. HOW FASCINATING. LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT THOSE CHINKS EAT HAHAHA WOW SO WEIRD SO ORIENTAL

(thanks to @sweetheartpleasestay for tipping us off on this)

wtf

I’m going to throw up, THIS is appropriation of cultural foods okay guys?
-Jack

wow rachel ray is not just an annoying shit food maker but also a racist. hoo new

dubstepsunset:

It’s too early but I laughed louder than I should have

4-panel-life:

every month

4-panel-life:

every month

powerful female rap artists you can listen to while you ignore iggy azalea

jennytrout:

wiccati:

Chella H.

Rah Digga

Brianna Perry

Nitty Scott, MC

Please, for the love of music, please boost this post, and boost these women, who do not get half the attention Iggy gets for her cliché bullshit.

diegokisses:

We fuckin watched yee in class I can’t believe this

diegokisses:

We fuckin watched yee in class I can’t believe this

fivebyfreakingfive:

doc—rokstar:

avatartagg:

gallifrey-feels:

ibelieveitsanime:

songofspoilers:

gildatheplant:

I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Here’s the full video: x

Reblogging for: It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

whitepeoplestealingculture:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

danggeun:

ilovetoskiatalta:

danggeun:

앞머리를 잘랐어 :D :D

You are really cute and so is your mom……..BTW way pickle is a girl and WHHHHHOOOAAAA she is Korean !!!!!! You really should learn to lighten up !! Just sayin…….misss Koreaboo !!

So damn cute don’t at think peanut ?

GET OFF MY BLOG. DELETE ALL MY POSTS YOU REBLOGGED. DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY MOM. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG

…Holy fucking shit

A really fucking creepy porn blog fetishizing Korean women (that’s called “Korean Girlz That Only Speak Engrish !!”… posted danggeun's photo and not only said gross things about her Mother, but reposted a picture of her Mother sleeping..

ONTO THEIR PORN BLOG.


To say these people are fucking scum would be a compliment.
These people are not worthy of life. They treat Asian women as if they’re not human, dehumanizes and abuses and demeans them, does and says things to attack them very personally because provoking a reaction is some kind of demented turn on.

Report ilovetoskiatalta for this blatant harassment. The fact that Tumblr users do this quite openly, behind the veil of anonymity, needs to be fucking addressed.

Everyone, reblogging helps but please do not forget to actually report this Tumblr user.

Just want to reiterate.

Please report this bag of shit.

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

image

holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them

iamtonysexual:

i think it’s about time we brought back thE REAL KING MEME